We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
Randomize