Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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