Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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