I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
It's like God shit irony all over that family
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
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