my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
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