I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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