i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
Randomize
