I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I just accidently sent my poop smells like vodka to 27 people in my phone book
she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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