Sponge bath it is.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
We left the knife in your bed.
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
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