so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
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