Will you blow on my dice?
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
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