You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
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