I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
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