Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
I tried to pay my bar tab with my gym membership card. Twice.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
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