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Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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