yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
You know you're getting old when you pick up hot sorority girls at the bar, and they write down their phone number, and under it 'we're great babysitters!'
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