He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
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