i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
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