Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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