i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
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