Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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