He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
A girl in McDonalds just asked if I was in here wasted a few nights ago throwing fries at the staff, I said it was my twin
We both know that wasn't me
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