I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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