What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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