Did you hallucinate the same white buffalo that I did last night.
No, but I did see you shaking hands with a homeless man.
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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