...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
goodnight i made you a song goodbye
i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
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