Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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