do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
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