: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
woke up to an unread text message i sent to myself: "brreakfdast..pork and ice cream."
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
Randomize
