all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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