okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
I am wearing two different shoes and just swallowed my gum. Wake the fuck up and bang the bartender already.
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
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