Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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