I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
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