It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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