South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
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