she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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