Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Randomize
