i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
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