we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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