It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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