I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
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