my number is 615-555-1212, <3 your favorite asshole
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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