he looks like a really good dad on facebook
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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