It was confusing and full of hummus
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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