But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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