even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
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