PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
There is a man on the balcony beside me who claims he is a triceratops. He roared and asked me for a cigarette, telling me he'd eat me if I refused. I love college.
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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