id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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