I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
The girls stopped by my apartment. They caught me naked with a nearly empty bottle of vodka in one hand, drawing crop circles in the carpet with the vacuum.
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
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