I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
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