Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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