The walls in my apartment are so thin that sometimes when I fart, I stop to listen if people are laughing next door.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
I'm at about main and main street
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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