just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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