I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
i think i just lost a toe
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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