just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
Randomize
