If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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