What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
You ate ashes out of my bong
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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